♡ put your sunglasses, my brightness will bother you ♡

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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